BALLISTIC - SLAMMER

Ingredients: bicarb, citric acid, sea salt, lime oil, perfume, litsea cubeba, crocin, colour 61585

From the 98-99 Winter LT:
Plonk, plonk fizz: slam yourself and a Slammer in the bath on those days when you wake up and don't want to get out of bed ever again. Better still, get someone else to run your bath and drop you gently in it. With the wild colours and insistent fragrances of lemons and limes it'll make you feel much better. Really.

From the Summer 99 LT:
If you're one of those people who only wakes up properly once you've bathed, had breakfast, travelled to work, and drunk a cup of coffee, give yourself an advantage with a Slammer in the morning. The citrus scent sneaks into your nostrils and blasts your brain wide awake. Use one in the evening too, as long as you're intending to stay up late.

From the Winter 99 LT:
A Slammer bath is all you need to wake you up in the morning. Even on those mornings when you wish you'd never opened your eyes and remembered it was a work day, a Slammer will startle you into wakefulness with its arousing scent of limes and lemons which will shoot straight up your nostrils into your soggy brain. You know that person who's always late for work? Get him a supply of these for daily use.

From the Spring 2000 LT:
Difficulties getting up in the morning? Eyes stay shut? Mumble, mumble, grumble, yawn, scratch, bleaaagh! 3.....2.......hang on to your baths!......1.....

Whoooooooooooosh! WAKEY! WAKEY!

This is one that gets you moving in the morning. All sorts of refreshing, enlivening, and invigorating lemon and lime scents shoot forth from the Slammer. With a splish and a splosh and a fizzy-wizzy-wham. It's tippetee do dahs all round (and a yipetee day). Well, it'll certainly set you up for your day. No more slouching, no more mooching. It's a zing and a zang, and well, just lots of oomph for you. It's in a ball, it's in your bath, and you're up, up, and away. Yes, get this one right away.

Sniff, j'aimerais bien qu'elle ressorte celle-là.